ishipitlikeups:

Why is thIS INSPIRATIONAL?

(Source: all-the-same-mistakess, via blown-away-by-you)

 
 

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

(via abigchaoticmess)

 
 
 

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

(via under-this-condition)